David Kilbourne was a simple man living in a complex world until a twist of fate and a brief plummet turned his life upside down. Trapped in a strange new world he must now find a way to return home. Can he survive this strange new universe with only the help from his ex-wife Kelly and a talking Chihuahua named Max? Can he find his way back to the planet Earth? Does he really want to? Please feel welcome to read parts of this comical novel and decide for yourself. This page currently only cantains a few excerpts from the novel and the first 3 chapters, more chapters will be added as interest grows.

 

The story you are about to read is true.

The names have been changed to protect the ignorant.

The names of places have been changed to protect the places from unwanted tourism.

The events in this story have been slightly distorted to protect the truth.

In order to maintain all forms of protection, the story you are about to read may no longer be necessarily true.

 

 

The Unfortunate Life of David Kilbourne By Mike Rohde © 1996

Page Started: 10/07/1998 Last Updated: 10/15/2000

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